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[Via Daring Fireball]
I’m fascinated by Dan Lyons’s take on Google acquisition of Motorola today, “Suck on It, AppleSoft — Google Pulls a Rope-a-Dope”:
Everyone was baffled when Google made those crazy bids for the Nortel patents last month. Remember? They bid things like the distance from the earth to the sun, the number pi, and some other wacky numbers from mathematics. Which led ultra Apple fanboy MG Siegler to crow that Google had got “pi in the face” and was “living in a dream world” and “look like huge asses in retrospect.”
Lyons has always been an ass, but when did he get so bitter? Siegler is one of the top writers on the Apple beat, period. Good sources, smart analysis, and he’s been right way way way more often than he’s been wrong. Calling him an “ultra fanboy” isn’t going to convince anyone who’s actually keeping score that Siegler is an irrational zealot, but it does make Lyons sound like there’s spittle frothing out of his own mouth. More than a little bit of projection, methinks.
And today it all makes sense. Google just sandbagged its rivals. The whole thing was a rope-a-dope maneuver. Google never cared about the Nortel patents. It just wanted to drive up the price so that AppleSoft (those happy new bedmates) would overpay. Today, with the Motorola deal, Google picks up nearly three times as many patents as AppleSoft got from Novell and Nortel.
And they paid… nearly three times as much.
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Read the whole article. The case is madethat Google was in a eak place and that Motorola got a lot more for itselfthan expected – 60% premium for everything raher than just licensing or litigation rights for the patents puls $2.5 billion if the deal does not go through.
This does not seem like a company operating from a position of strength. At least if the patents is all they wanted.
Motoroloa Mobility makes hardware, including TV set top boxes. Perhaps Google will recoup some of its investment here. If Google had ever really shown otself capable of managing a hardware company, especially one with almost as many employees as already work for Google.
Perhaps they know something we don’t. It’ll be intersesting.


