Angry Birds update makes people angry

Not me as I won’t be updating.

I just went to the Angry Birds page at iTunes. See, a new update came out on the 17th which added 15 more levels. And added in your face ads selling Rovio merchandise. Every time you pause, you get an ad when you restart. You have to wait for the ad to finish before you can begin playing again.

The game play of Angry Birds forces rapid restarts. Often to get a three star level you have to hit the right spot. Miss it slightly and you might as well start over. Which is what everyone does. But to do this now requires that you watch the same animated ad over again. Not only does watching ads over and over again infuriate people, it also rapidly slows down game play.

People are not happy seeing ads in an app they paid for. Of course, there have been many levels added along the way for free, so I can see Rovio wanting to get some of their older customers to add something to the kitty.

But the way they have done it is not very smooth. So, here is the latest count for this update of Angry Birds: 344 five stars and 301 one star.

It is now a 3 star game. Used to be 5 star. I won’t be downloading the update as I have made it a habit to refrain from updating apps when there is a sudden decrease in the star rating. I’d rather wait for the developers to fix what ecer caused the decrease in rating before i add it to my iPad/iPhone.

I think they could have done a better job with the intrusion of ads into game play. Forcing people to sit through ads over and over again before they can resume game play, especially when they have not had to do it before and especially for a game costing $5.00.

And anyone going to their page at Apple is being warned not to buy the game.  As hard as it was to build the trust of their original customers, it is really easy to lose it. Perhaps Rovio has other ways now to make a lot of money now but angering those customers who originally made it successful is not a good long term strategy. Others expect you do to it to them eventually.

Mototrola Xoom orders done by June

Motorola not planning orders for iPad-competing Xoom past June – report
[Via AppleInsider]

Motorola will reportedly reduce orders for its Xoom tablet starting in the second quarter of 2011, and no orders are apparently scheduled past June, suggesting a Xoom successor and newer competitor to Apple’s iPad 2 is already in the works.

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I’m not sure it’s a good idea to tell people that in 3 months they will not be taking any more orders for a tablet, that they may “may launch a new Xoom model in the second half after evaluating the situation.”

Sounds like it’s coming to an end. Is this going to make anyone enthusiastic about buying a product?

What a great product when they can tell that fewer of them need to be made each month. I guess that Super Bowl ad did not work at all. Or at least it did not work the way they thought it did.

They used to give graduation certificates for parenting

HOWTO raise a Eugenic Baby (old ad)
[Via Boing Boing]


This Physical Culture ad for The Correspondence School of Gospel and Scientific Eugenics (whose principal had the comedy name of “M.E. Teats,” no less!) manages to capture everything abhorrent about both faith and science, and is a kind of perfect parcel of awfulness, from the mad, stary schoolmarm and pinch-faced schoolmaster on the letterhead to the great! abundance! of exclamation!! marks!!!, to the testimonials from proud parents of “Eugenic Babies.”

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I wonder if the Certificate was useful. Could you show it to your child to overwhelm them with your competence?

Old time ads are so much fun. ‘Six Civilized Nations!” Certificates to demonstrate that graduates are qualified to intelligently be a parent. The testimonial from a Gentleman Student really sold me.

Thank goodness we don’t have ads like this now. Way too much text and poorly formatted. Too many font changes.

Of course, I’m sure ours will look as silly in 80 years.

Finally a competitive price for a tablet

trs-100from Wikipedia

RIM’s iPad-competing BlackBerry PlayBook will launch for $499 on April 19
[Via AppleInsider]

Research in Motion on Tuesday announced the details for the launch of its BlackBerry PlayBook 7-inch touchscreen tablet, set to arrive on April 19 for a $499 starting price that matches Apple’s iPad.

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But that is all that seems competitive.

Of course, with a much smaller screen, one would expect to pay less. Its like saying ‘Oh, this Toyota is the same price as a BMW’. May be true but the value is not the same.

The ”world’s first professional-grade tablet?”  Really!

Sorry. I do not see how any 7-incher can be called professional grade. The keyboard takes up most of the screen for one thing. Reminds me of the old, old ‘portables’ that had like 8 lines of text.

Apple is giving us 21st Century tools. Others are giving us tools from 1983.

How about editing and uploading a professional level video for the news? Will it be able to do that?

From what I read, the Blackberry tablet will have to be tethered for syncing  to a Blackberry phone to be useful. Apple does not make you buy an iPhone to use the iPad. But Blackberry wants you to buy a Blackberry also. It won’t ship with the very tools – like email – that I need.

Out of the box it can surf the net. What else?

So, to have a Playbook and use it for my professional work, I have to have a Blackberry also. This from a company that does not like Apple controlling my choices. Seems to be doing a great job by itself.

And no word of battery performance? A smaller form factor means a smaller battery. I don’t see this coming anywhere close to the iPad’s 10 hours or more.

It took them a year to come out with a competitor that does not even match the usefulness and professionalism of the first iPad much less the iPad2.

Reason #143 why Apple marketing is far ahead of other companies

Wife says ‘no’ to iPad 2, but Apple says ‘yes’
[Via MacDailyNews]

“Apple is paying close attention to all iPad 2 returns during the first few weeks to make sure there are no major production defects,” Arnold Kim reports for MacRumors. “This policy has led to an amusing story that… comes by way of an individual close to Apple:”

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Very nice marketing ploy.

Sure hope it is true but even if it is not, it should be. Just like Jobs answering email every once and a while, this sort of thing provides a nice vision of Apple as an adaptive, resilient company with a wicked sense of humor. Everyone else just seems dull.

When will these biochips work with my iPad

Scientists separate plasma from blood with working biochip
[Via Engadget]

Disposable biotech sensors won’t let you diagnose your own diseases quite yet, but we’ve taken the first step — a research team spanning three universities has successfully prototyped a lab-on-a-chip. Called the Self-powered Integrated Microfluidic Blood Analysis System (or SIMBAS for short, thankfully), the device takes a single drop of blood and separates the cells from the plasma. There’s no electricity, mechanics or chemical reactions needed here, just the work of gravity to pull the fluid through the tiny trenches and grooves, and it can take as little as ten minutes to produce a useful result. It’s just the first of a projected series of devices to make malady detection fast, affordable and portable. Diagram after the break!

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So, a couple of drops of blood and some serious analyzing. Then my results get sent to the doctor, right? Seems there could be quite a lot of medical labs looking for business when these babies come online.

I’m downloading Angry Birds Rio right now

Angry Birds Rio available on iTunes
[Via Edible Apple]

Tempter that irritating Angry Birds addiction with the latest installment from Rovio. The birds now find themselves in Rio and are ready to take on new puzzles and new enemies. Check it out on iTunes here.

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Only $2.99 and I can feed my habit. Great timing since I have 3-starred all of the Seasons levels and almost all of the regular App. I was worried I might not have something to waste some time with.

Another reason the NYT paywall is a farce

nyt2by EliYokley[photography]

The paywall is really useless for most people online because it is so easy to read NYT articles for free. So I get 20 per month for free and 5 per day for free from just Google. That’s over 300 articles I can access for free each month. Bing actually allows unlimited access this way. No daily limit.

It will be ridiculously easy to read NYT articles if one wants to. Just use BIng – wonder if MS is paying NYT for the courtesy?

Also it appears that simply deleting cookies will start your 20 page count over again.  So the paywall may not actually stop anyone who really wants to read an article.

I wonder how they will actually make $100 million in added revenue from this strategy?

If it ain’t simple, it won’t succeed

nytby karen horton

★ A Rule of Thumb: Pricing Should Be Simple
[Via Daring Fireball]

One thing many companies — in any industry — can learn from Apple is the importance of simple pricing. If you make it easy for people to understand how much they’re paying, and what they’re paying for, it is more likely that they’ll buy it. Or perhaps this is driven more by the converse: if people are confused about how much they have to pay, they’re more likely not to. The decision to purchase and the act of paying are part of the experience for any product or service, and should be designed accordingly.

Not paying is always simple.

Those companies that succeed with complex pricing schemes tend to be those with no competition (e.g. cable companies and land-line phone services) or those with a limited number of competitors, all of whom offer similarly complex pricing schemes. E.g. new car dealers and cell phone carriers. Car dealers get away with loose, uncertain “try negotiating down from a ‘sticker’ price almost no one actually pays” pricing because that’s how all other car dealers work, too — and because (at least here in the U.S.) a car is something most people need (or at least think they need). Cell phone carriers get away with confusing bills, chock-a-block with nickel-and-dime fees and charges, because there are only a handful of carriers (and as time goes on, we need fewer and fewer fingers to count them all — again, at least here in the U.S.) and, again, because cell phones are something most people consider a necessity.

For non-necessities, simplicity of pricing is key. Apple thrives at this. Their consumer products tend to follow a simple good/better/best pricing hierarchy, where the only difference is storage capacity. iPods, iPads, and iPhones all follow this model. When they deviate from this, the reasons are relatively easy to understand. For example, a regular Wi-Fi iPad costs $499/599/699 for 16/32/64 GB of storage. If you want an iPad with built-in 3G, it costs $130 extra for the iPad itself, and offers a simple no-contract two-tier pricing plan: $15/month for 250 MB data, $25 for 2 GB. Easy to sign up for, easy to cancel, no hidden fees, and several warnings before you hit your data limits.

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21st Century companies understand that to succeed they must make it simple. People will too rapidly move to a competitor who is simple.

As an example, cellphone carrier have purposefully made it hard to figure out pricing, making it much harder to comparison shop. But the presence of the iPhone on both ATT and Verizon actually now makes it simple. Pricing is directly comparable. As are fees. In fact, all those people who have been waiting for Verizon because they did not like ATT are now finding reasons to stay with ATT. Because for the first time value is directly comparable.

I missed the ability to talk on the phone while data is still flowing (even though I hate talking on the phone). I missed AT&T’s extremely fast data speeds. I missed knowing that if I ever travel outside of the country, I don’t have to get a new phone (even though I hate flying — no, seriously, try me). I missed feeling like I’m in the digital age instead of the stone age.

The Apple iPhone could very well hurt Verizon sales now that people can actually compare.

Similarly, buying should be simple. One-click. Amazon gets it. Apple does also.

But the NYT does not, creating such a complex system that many will simply go elsewhere – heck, Flipboard gives me more news that I can deal with already. If something from the NYT shows up there, I can decide to click or not.

And the complexity of this system makes it even more likely that it will screw up, making it easy for hackers to get in without paying or refusing entry to people who have. Who do I call when I can no longer receive access for which I am paying?

I actually think they might have done better to use the PBS route – guilt people into subscribing. But since their real purpose is to hold onto current paper subscribers – I’d guess because that determines their ad rates – this approach won’t be used.

The NYT as the Yellow Pages

yellow pagesby Silver Tusk

What Twitter and the NYT Have in Common
[Via Daring Fireball]

Dave Winer:

Neither company has a way to sustain itself financially.

Not only that, they don’t have any ideas. The difference between the Times and Twitter is that we’ve known that about the Times for a long time, and only suspected it about Twitter.

The most telling thing about the NYT’s digital subscription plans is that you can save money on an all-access plan (web, phone app, iPad app) by getting a new home delivery subscription for the weekday or Sunday editions. Think about that. If you want to pay the New York Times to read the news using both their iPhone and iPad apps, in theory, you should be their ideal customer — you’re willing to pay, and you’re looking forward, technology-wise. But you’ll save money by getting several pounds of paper that you don’t want delivered to your doorstep every week.

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I’d seen this for years with science journals – if I wanted digital access I had to subscribe to the paper journal, which arrived several days after I had read the articles online and was quickly recycled. Never looked at the ads. What a stupid model. Luckily, many are going to a pure digital approach as an option.

As someone said, the goal of the NYT is more to retain subscribers of the paper on the doorstep than to gain online readers. I think this is the most pungent criticism – mentioned by John - stated as only Twitter can, even if it has no revenue model:

Of course you save money if you let the NYT dump weekly paper wads on your doorstep. They have the same revenue model as the Yellow Pages.

When was the last time you actually used the Yellow Pages that had been left on your doorstep? Or do you just put it in the recycle?

Not a sustainable business model in my opinion.


Three seconds from death

Tsunami vs Japanese Harbor
[Via Boing Boing]

[video link] This eyewitness video of the March 11 tsunami striking Japan shows how, in under 10 minutes, a harbor in Oirase Town, Aomori Prefecture goes from business as usual to, well, gone.

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Other videos show the tsunami from a safe height. This videographer was right on the coast and provides a ground eye view of just how relentless the water was. From dry to inundated in less that 10 minutes.

And notice that none of the birds left the shore until the wave hit, then they took flight. So much for their ability to foresee the tsunami.

While he obviously could not hold the camera steady all the time, stay watching until the end and you can see why I gave this post the title I did.

Ohh. Ohh. I know why the media seldom links to primary sources.

Why don’t journalists link to primary sources?
[Via Bad Science]

Ben Goldacre, The Guardian, Saturday 19 March 2011 Why don’t journalists link to primary sources? Whether it’s a press release, an academic journal article, a formal report, or perhaps (if everyone’s feeling brave) the full transcript of an interview, the primary source contains more information for interested readers, it shows your working, and it allows [...]

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Because then their misleading falsehoods would be too easily revealed. Read how they twist remarks by scientists into completely wrong-headed articles.

Of course, we can easily find the primary sources ourselves. And reveal just how far afield the media have taken themselves. We can fact-checl their ass.

Another reason why they continue to take a downward course. We can too easily demonstrate that they are failing at their primary purpose – to inform.

If the paper refuses to provide outside links to the primary sources, I start to wonder about its veracity and trustworthiness.

An entire news production facility in the front seat of a car

Geek Squad founder reports breaking news with iPad, iMovie
[Via The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW)]

According to TwinCities.com, Robert Stephens, resident of Minneapolis and co-founder of Geek Squad (now owned by Best Buy), was driving to work when he witnessed a rather large gas explosion. Without hesitation, Stephens grabbed his iPhone 4 and started recording the event whilst driving towards it, “…to see if anyone had dialed 911 yet.”

Once Stephens had captured the source of the explosion, he drove to a nearby parking lot, transferred the footage from his iPhone to his iPad 2 (we recently covered how to do this using Apple’s USB Camera Connection Kit), edited the footage, added a map, subtitle and voiceover describing the incident and finally uploaded the film to YouTube and iReport. Stephens then tweeted (with a few stills) permission for others (including the media) to use the footage and before long his breaking news was getting coverage on CNN and MSNBC.

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In order to produce a news video 10 years ago, you would have needed as staff and facilities costing million. Here we have a single individual with an iPhone and an iPad.

He filmed it, while driving, then did post-production voiceover, editing and graphics in the car. He published from the side of the road and it was seen by millions shortly thereafter.

Bob Woodward yells at the new kids on his lawn. Here we have someone who found the news and gave it to the rest of us in a way that the Washington Post could never do.

Maybe instead of complaining and whining he should try and take advantage of these technologies.

Bob Woodward joins Jon Bon jovi

Bob Woodward Blames Google For ‘Killing’ Newspapers
[Via Techdirt]

Famed investigative reporter Bob Woodward apparently doesn’t spend much time “investigating” the state of the internet and online news before making statements. His latest is that he’s not thrilled with this whole internet thing, saying that Eric Schmidt’s tombstone should say “I killed newspapers.” He followed this statement up with this bit of pure cluelessness:

“There’s going to be something we’re going to miss in journalism that will be very regrettable. I hope the young people who have developed Facebook and Google will say, ‘We need to fix the information system and we need to get information to people that’s well-researched and investigated.’ ”

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Jon and Bob together “Hey, kid. Get off of my lawn!”

Do you wonder whether buggy whip makers were quoted as saying Henry Ford killed the horse-driven taxicab business? Probably.

What killed the businesses was the loss of their customers, not the tools their customers began losing. Complaining because you can not provide customers with what they want is usually the sure sign of an organization that lacks the resiliency to successfully compete in today’s world.

Check out online organizations such as Xconomy to see how a different paradigm can still produce very, very good online news gathering sites. I expect Xconomy to be around long after the Washington Post is gone.

Interesting take on NYT pay wall

nytby adKinn

The opportunity cost of the New York Times’ Pay Wall
[Via Edible Apple]

There’s been a lot of debate surrounding the New York Times’ recent announcement of a pay wall. The merits and complexities of the Times’ subscription options aside, former Times employee and design director Khol Vinh argues the opportunity cost incurred to develop the pay model will not be worth the payoff.

Explaining that it took the NYT approximately 18 months to conceptualize the pay wall and get it up and running, Vinh argues that that time could have been better spent on any number of other endeavors, especially because the Times is expending resources on a product for an arguably dwindling audience.

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What could an adaptive, innovative company based on the app economy come up with in 18 months? Especially since the math indicates that their own pricing model indicates access to the website is worthless.

NYT and most media are chasing a shrinking market here. They need to make the shift to a new paradigm and they just can not do it.

I wonder who will replace them?

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