by Mykl Roventine
Vincent Gray has a theory:
[Via Deltoid]
Leading climate scientist has a new theory
Environmentalism is just the latest attempt to find a substitute for the theory of evolution and it is paradoxical that it can be so widespread when next year (2009) is the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin and the 150th anniversary of the publication of his major work “The Origin of Species as the Result of Natural Selection”.
Except that it’s the Global Warming Skeptics who tend to be Creationists. And he got the title of Darwin’s book wrong.
Gareth Renowden has more.
See, the entire scam of global climate change is due to the nefarious acts of a new religion, environmentalism. Those darn environmentalists are somehow corrupting thousands of scientists, forcing them to publish data demonstrating climate change, while also hounding the courageous few who have not been tainted by this new religion.
Because Gray then writes “All of the basic beliefs of Environmentalism are in direct conflict with contemporary understanding of the principles of Darwinism.” What a wonderful closing of the loop! If you are an environmentalist you operate in direct opposition to the principles of evolution! So both Creationism and environmentalists are against Darwin and evolution.
How in the world can natural selection survive the onslaught?*
Following science deniers is almost. always good for a laugh. Click and find out how to become a leading climate scientist (put out a press release). Learn what happens to data as you use degrees when radians is called for (you get wrong results but that does not stop you). Then read how to completely garble other people’s data to come out with non-sensical results. See how to start a Climate Research coalition which has no climate scientists, other than the well-known ones created by press release.
You can check out sites like realclimate.org to read real climate scientists who know how to do math. I got a chuckle out of the degrees/radians problem. Understanding a software program usually helps if you want to work in research.
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* At base, the concern for the environment is exactly the same as the concern for global climate change and has everything to do with the survival of a species, ours. They directly affect how humans will survive on this planet. Life will go on. It has survived tremendous extinction events before. The Cretaceous-Teriary event, that killed off the dinosaurs, did much more than that. Every vertebrate land animal greater than about 50 pounds disappeared, even birds and mammals. Yet here we are a few million years down the line.
But a similar event today means that most animals larger than a medium-sized dog (that would be us) would not survive.
The worry about the environment is a purely selfish one. If much of the life that we depend on, even in ways we barely understand, dies off, so will humans. For instance, one third of our diet comes from insect fertilized plants. Honeybees are responsible for 80% of that. So if the honeybee goes (which it has been doing), what happens to our crops? While we can worry about the effect on bears and other animals without honeybees, my concern is us.
Only by learning to understand the environment, climate and the natural world around us can we hope to overcome evolutionary constraints on our species. We have done it before (witness agriculture which moved us away from small groups of 50 or so, as seen with other apes, to megacities of millions). This time it looks like the constraints are ones we have also created. Let’s hope we are smart enough
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